Marathi Vinod - 

What do you call...?

James Bond's Maharastrian cousin?
Janu Bande

Roger Moore's Maharastrian cousin?
Rajaram More

Urmila in the role of a monkey?
Urmila MakkadTondkar.

What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian?  
Western Ghat.

What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?
Sadashiv.

Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?'
Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.

What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate

What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.?
Western Ghat.

What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
Cool-karni.

What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing?
Ba-gul.

What is a gay Maharashtrian called? Deccan Queen

A Maharashtrian tiger hunter? Waghoji Waghmare

One who only takes - LELE. 

One with bulb factory - DIVEKAR. 

Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK. 

One with weight of 100 tonnes - SOMAN. 

Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL.

One with K on his head - SHIRKE. 

A Maharashtrian belly dancer?   Shantabai Potdukhe

A baby Maharashtrian rat? Bal Kurtadkar

A Maharashtrian school in Japan?  Ya-shica

Maharashtrian bermudas? Dada Kondkes ( Like NYKE)

A sexy pair of Maharashtrian Chappals? Padmini Kolhapuris

A vegetarian Maharashtrian? Bhajirao Sadfule