Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin;
after the sweet music is over,
the strings are attached.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger
..... and two
under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited
forever.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other
fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get
married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives
and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
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